Author Archives: Sparkz

About Sparkz

I've got this condition where I'm a twelve year old boy in a man's body.

My summer!

Posted on June 14, 2011 by Sparkz

Hey y’all!  Hadn’t updated in a while, so I wanted to let everyone know how I am doing. I am working at Target, which is cool!  I sell electronics to old people, and if I’m lucky I get to sell … Continue reading →

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An actual* discussion between Banksy and an Anarchist.

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Sparkz

Banksy:  I am the best anarchist. Anarchist:  I don’t know, I would say that I am the best anarchist. Banksy:  Tell me about your average day, Anarchist. Anarchist:  I usually rise about 6:00 a.m. because I like to listen to … Continue reading →

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Ode to a young alt who I saw riding her bike to school, who I really had a ‘thing for’, who did not notice me and I unfairly labeled as a slut.

Posted on January 31, 2011 by Sparkz

Pretty androgynous, did the thing where I waited until you were close to gauge if you were for sure a female. In fear of you being a guy and my sexuality shattered. You didn’t notice me. But I don’t care. … Continue reading →

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Shakori Hills review from OFFICIAL PRESS

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Sparkz

While my career as an official member of the institution of THE PRESS hasn’t been a long one, it’s been a lucrative one. I was recently granted a press pass and free four-day pass to Shakori Hills. I don’t know … Continue reading →

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How to Not Make Friends in Chapel Hill

Posted on October 4, 2010 by Sparkz

Like all good stories, the following series of events was spurred by my purchase of a pair of Dockers© D1 Slim Fit Khakis. Being a recent college dropout, I’m still taking basically all 101 level classes this semester.  I never … Continue reading →

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Freshmoric

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Sparkz

@4Ch4d @MFSparkz the two of you are so cute. it’s like watching freshmen or something. – zmagg The above is a tweet that Chad and I were mentioned in this morning. At first I was a bit confused as to … Continue reading →

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New, New, New Bern

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Sparkz

“Now you get to watch her leave Out the window Guess that’s why they call it windowPAIN” – Eminem Never in my life has a song lyric been more relatable than earlier this week when I was jammin’ out to Eminem’s … Continue reading →

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Get 2 know Romeo.

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Sparkz

For those of you who don’t already know, Romeo is soon going to appear in the DTH (remember that newspaper that he talked so much shit about in his last post?  For some reason they still want a story on … Continue reading →

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4LOKO REVIEWS ROUND ONE

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Sparkz

THE BOLG has decided that since you obviously want to drink 4loko, but are scared of spending $2.69(plus tax) on a shitty flavour, we’ll taste test every 4loko in your stead. According to wikipedia , the source of pretty much … Continue reading →

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For the sake of not drinking alone

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Sparkz

THE BOLG has been online for roughly a month now, and to call my involvement “small” would be an overstatement (or maybe an understatement, idk how that phrase actually works).  While I WAS the one who registered the domain and … Continue reading →

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