Author Archives: Slayer Moons

About Slayer Moons

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MAD DOG RUNS FOR OFFICE: THE CHARLIE SHEEN SAGA

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Slayer Moons

So, after a winter of hibernation, this pink bunny is back with a fully re-charged creative battery. Just in time for popular alt celebrity Charles Sheen’s public meltdown and/or triumphant resurrection. Now, I’m about to be that dude’s social media … Continue reading →

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The wait? We’re over it. (The Pretense Movie is Out)

Posted on February 4, 2011 by Slayer Moons

That’s right, kiddos. This shit’s been hyped and teased, and now, you can watch the entire self-titled Pretense documentary on our YouTube channel. Please share responsibly. Credits: Mad Dog….Himself 3000….Himself Nolan Allan…..Nolan Allan Adrian Nestico…..Rob Reiner Chad…..Himself Sparkz…..Photobomber #2 James … Continue reading →

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A Severing of the Eardrum

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Slayer Moons

Back room. Black room. Bathroom. YouTube. Sometimes I draw lyrics from hats. Sometimes I write pictures of bats. Do we really understand enough about World War Two? Hank Aaron. Take a bow, kid. You’ve certainly earned it.

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The State of North Carolina vs. Mad Dog

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Slayer Moons

Or: Mad Dog Goes To Court, Triviality Ensues It is no secret I am a cynic. The word itself sounds right to me. One time in an elementary school spelling bee, I spelled cynic ‘s-c-e-n-i-c’. Looking back, I am extremely … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theories, Judging People, Legal Matters, Personal Sagas, White Trash | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

TOP FIVE YOUTUBE COMMENTS ON DUBSTEP SONGS

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Slayer Moons

I was going to do something in earnest. Then I remembered which blog I write for. YouTube commenters are notorious for their groupthink, harsh imagery, experimental grammar, and literary shock value. Add hyperbole and sex crime allusions to that and … Continue reading →

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Official Trailer: THE RETENSE

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Slayer Moons

Watch the full theatrical trailer, learn juicy tidbits about this video, and get privy to the latest updates about the band’s upcoming documentary after le júmp…

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Mannibalism

Posted on November 14, 2010 by Slayer Moons

A Sunday short (SPOILERS !! TWIST ENDING !! SPOILERS): Last night we played a noise show and drank enough 4Lokos to inebriate a small village. This morning we woke up at 7 to piss it out and curse at the … Continue reading →

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BOOLG: The Bolg’s Official Guide to Hal’10ween

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Slayer Moons

Or, The One Where I Rate People on a Bell Curve Many believe Halloween is a holiday based around all things macabre. They are wrong. Others, who enjoy triviality and being right, argue that it has something to do with … Continue reading →

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VIDEO: The Pretense play Internationalist Books

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Slayer Moons

|.:.:.:.:.:.:.| |.:.:.:.:.:.:.| Breaking – We just discovered a missing tape of our “first” and “final” “performance” at the Internationalist Books. Now you know we weren’t lying. Film date: 2/26/10. Footage by Ethel Rosenberg.

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THE PRETENSE: THE MOVIE

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Slayer Moons

The Rise and Fall of Orange County’s 4th-Most Talented Noise Troupe You’re reading that right. Chapel Hill-Carrboro’s favorite 10+ member noise ensemble is gearing up to hit another screen. This time, it’s the silver screen, not the laptop screen. And … Continue reading →

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