Author Archives: Warmed Drill

THE PAIN WE DONE FELT THAT TOO LONG/THE COATS WE DONE DEALT THEM TOO LONG

RAP ALBUM INTRO-ESQUE BLOG POST INTRO: Okay, yeah. Sup. Crazy we done took over the world, right? We didn’t. Whatever. I ain’t bolgged in a minute, ain’t nobody bolgged in a minute, ain’t nobody probably going to bolg again after … Continue reading

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THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING IN NEW YORK Y’ALL!

Sup y’all! I live in New York now! Right now I’m sitting in the back of a classroom watching two web designers explain, um, web design, but mainly I am thinking about how DREW YORK, while it features many fine … Continue reading

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This Song Is So Good Even Kane Tweeted About It

So currently, it’s 7:27 a.m. and I’m on a bus headed towards New York City from Albany. The drive keeps cranking up the heat and I keep taking off layers but soon I’m gonna run out of layers and have … Continue reading

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PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS AMERICA

HEY HEY PARTY PEOPLE. The Bolg has always been an odd spleen of a website, and with that half assed post on Killer Mike I just did and Sparkz’s HOLY SHIT JESUS DUDE post on Justin Kamens, it looks like … Continue reading

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MUSIC VIDEO POSTAN KILLER MIKE EDITION

You want to know who the hardest kid in the yard is? Killer Fucking Mike, dude. KM is basically the only guy in the entire universe who would think that he could be the next KRS-One while also having the … Continue reading

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THE BOLG

IS AWESOME GIVE US A GRANT SERIOUSLY

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GOOGLE SCRIBE WROTE THIS FOR ME

I’m a hot and humid weather conditions screams of the dying bats and the whales are coming from the same source as the first step to doing all this and more on Facebook.

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Transcription of 27 January CUAB Pop Culture Committee Meeting Interspersed With A Bunch Of Shit That Wasn’t In The 27 January Pop Culture Committee Meeting

GUESS WHAT IS FREE GET READY TO NOISE YR DICK OFF. OFFICIAL BUSINESS I HAVE PROPOSED AN IDEA FREE ASS SAND WICH ES DO YOU NOT KNOW THE FUCKING GOD DAMN RULES OF CORN HOLE who will be the first … Continue reading

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Yeah I Forgot Titles Exist

(a poem by Mmm) I think one day I’m going to asked to be ‘UNC safe-walked’ to my car. Gender warz, y’all. Class warz, y’all. Are swans real things? Devil’s avocado here, Larry. Chicken-flavored potato chips. Cuttin the cheese jokes. … Continue reading

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GIFS

This one’s better.

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